Aimée Cartier—– *author *psychic *mom *wife *speaker *dabbler in comedy

FLOURISH BLOG: Providing tools and (true) stories for creating an inspired, intuitive life.

I’ve moved! It’s important. Read this.

I’ve moved! Just web addresses. If you’d like to follow me, or you would like to read more of what you find in this space, you can now do so … Continue reading

March 23, 2015 · Leave a comment

One good way to feel like a total dolt: snowboard while pregnant.

“No you didn’t!” you say. “Yes, I did.” I respond. I was still in my first trimester with my first child.  My mid-wife gave me the thumbs up, “Plenty of … Continue reading

March 6, 2015 · 1 Comment

The Nakeds and Me, or Swing by the naked house, or Aren’t you glad you don’t live in the neighborhood?

THANKS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG! I’ve been getting so many new followers lately and I want to say, “Thank you so much!”  It’s so fun to connect in cyber space … Continue reading

January 13, 2015 · 2 Comments

This kid talk is making me laugh: best of today’s quotes

Xylus: “Mom, last day I built this,” (showing me the legos). Me: “Honey you say, ‘yesterday.” Xylus: “I say ‘last day.’” Oh okay! Xylus to his sister: “Caca, this is … Continue reading

January 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

A Christmas story that still makes me laugh. Sometimes it’s not the warm fuzzies that make a holiday memorable.

It’s funny how looking back on Christmas’ past, it’s not the moments you think you would remember that make the most impact. Having a Christmas tree has always been one … Continue reading

December 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

The sad truth about (my) motherhood fashion.

It’s possible that I shouldn’t even admit this publicly.  But in my life it’s gotten down to this sad truth: I do my clothes shopping at Costco.  And although the … Continue reading

November 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Boots boots glorious boots! Why one pair is just not enough.

It took me 40 years to get a pair of boots. Not the snowy or rainy weather kind. God I had those since I could walk, especially growing up in … Continue reading

November 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

What do losing weight and apple cider vinegar have to do with each other?

I’ve been pulling out two old tricks lately: my jump rope and apple cider vinegar.  They are all part of my campaign to feel less fat. Ugh, I hate the sensation of not … Continue reading

October 20, 2014 · 2 Comments

Crude but totally funny… you want me to wash my what?

My husband was on the phone with a friend of ours the other day.  Our friend was going to pick up his girlfriend so he said, sort of jokingly.  “I’m going to … Continue reading

August 29, 2014 · 6 Comments

“What’s that smell?” he said. The answer is still making me laugh.

One of the funniest exchanges I ever heard between my husband and his brother was once when my husband asked , “What’s that smell?” And in the same heartbeat his … Continue reading

August 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

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